Sunday, May 6, 2007

Words of wisdom

  • Money is not everything...
    There's MasterCard & Visa!
  • Save water...Shower with your girl friend!
  • Love thy neighbor...But don't get caught!
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman...And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
  • Every man should marry...After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • Wise men never marry...And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.
  • Children in backseats cause accidents...Accidents in backseats cause children!"
  • Hard work never killed anybody..."But why take the risk!
  • "Work fascinates me!"I can look at it for hours!!
  • God made relatives...Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know...The more you know, the more you forget!The more you forget, the less you know...So... why learn?!
  • Love is photogenic...It needs darkness to *develop*!

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