Words of wisdom

• Money is not everything...
  There's MasterCard & Visa!
• Save water...Shower with your girl friend!
• Love thy neighbor...But don't get caught!
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman...And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
• Every man should marry...After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• Wise men never marry...And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.
• Children in backseats cause accidents...Accidents in backseats cause children!"
• Hard work never killed anybody..."But why take the risk!
• "Work fascinates me!"I can look at it for hours!!
• God made relatives...Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know...The more you know, the more you forget!The more you forget, the less you know...So... why learn?!
• Love is photogenic...It needs darkness to *develop*!